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Hold up. Stop. That’s utter nonsense. That’s what they’d have me believe. But I have different plans. My sisters told me to stop being so serious while in Las Vegas. I’m going to take them up on the suggestion, especially when a hot male dancer catches my eye.
Tonight, if I’m lucky, I’ve got a date with destiny–he stands about six-foot-three and he looks like he power-lifts ponies in his spare time. All this talk about magic and power will have to wait.