Author: Andy Zach

Break up in laughter during the zombie turkeys apocalypse this Thanksgiving. Underachieving reporter Sam Melvin tries to stay alive while uploading the latest zombie turkey video. Meanwhile, Sam’s editor and publisher, workaholic miser Lisa Kambacher nags him to turn in his expense report on time.

Shell-shocked grocery store owners, machine-gunning turkey farmers, and paranoid militia clash with the US military about how to kill the unkillable turkeys. If you have a heart condition or lack a sense of humor, you should not read Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.