Author: Jeff Weiss

On a zoo sleepover, Ivan Zelinka gets mixed up with a couple of semi-mad scientists who inject his leg with top-secret gorilla serum. Soon the muscles on his right leg are bulging and his skin is covered with thick black hair. Most high school students would be horrified by such a transformation.

But did I mention that he’s the kicker on his high school football team?

Horror gives way to delight as Ivan finds himself booting seventy-yard field goals and punting into the stratosphere. His popularity soars. Everything would be wonderful, except he’s slowly turning into a gorilla.